Conservative Twins – Think While It’s Still Legal
A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $300. The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000. The Guy asks the sales clerk, “Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two?” Clerk replies, “Well, sir, that brain has never been used”.
Funny how the last four years – we kept hearing about how authoritarian Trump was – suddenly — “authoritarianism is so hot right now”